Bludgeon Wearable
Bludgeon Wearable
Bludgeon Wearable
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Bludgeon Wearable

Regular price $99.00

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Become the underlord and watch your subjects bow in submission with Baphomet's Bludgeon, our satyr wearable! This toy features multiple piercings studding the length of this cock: three barbells through the head to tease and two ladders of six along the shaft to thrill and delight.

The Bludgeon wearable is available in two sizes and multiple solid color options.

Dimensions (in)

Medium Large
Usable Length 6.4 8.0
Head Width 1.6 2.0
Shaft Width 1.7 2.1
Base Width 1.8 2.3
Head Circumference 5.1 6.4
Shaft Circumference 5.3 6.6
Base Circumference 5.7 7.1
Inside Lengths available 4.0, 4.5, 5.0, 5.5, 6.0 5.5, 6.0, 6.5, 7.0, 7.5
Inside Width (min - max) 1.0 - 1.6 1.3 - 2.0
Inside Circumference (min - max) 3.2 - 5.0 4.0 - 6.3
Dimensions (cm)

Medium Large
Usable Length 16.3 20.3
Head Width 4.1 5.1
Shaft Width 4.3 5.3
Base Width 4.6 5.8
Head Circumference 13.0 16.3
Shaft Circumference 13.5 16.8
Base Circumference 14.5 18.0
Inside Lengths available 10.2, 11.4, 12.7, 14.0, 15.2 14.0, 15.2, 16.5, 17.8, 19.1
Inside Width (min - max) 2.6 - 4.0 3.2 - 5.1
Inside Circumference (min - max) 8.1 - 12.7 10.2 - 16.0
Wearables FAQ

How do I choose an inside length?

We provide a number of inside length options for our wearables to accommodate a variety of wearers, however fitment may vary as people vary in girth, erection firmness, and usage preference.

To measure for inside length, place a ruler along the top of your or your partner's erect penis, pressed lightly (1/8" or 3mm) into the pelvis. Use this measurement and compare to our available inside lengths and choose the closest. If you are in between lengths, choose whether you prefer a tighter fit or looser fit. A tighter fit that fills the entire length is best for playing with a partner.

Can I have a closed tip?

By design, all of our wearables feature an open tip, and therefore will pass fluids. At the moment we do not offer a closed-tip design, however our wearables are latex condom compatible.

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